Brushed Issues 6 x 7 Birthday Card. The message inside reads "1. What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A golf ball's worth looking for! 2. Why do Golfers carry a spate pair of underpants? Just in case they have a hole in one! 3. When do you know it's too wet to play golf? When your buggy capsizes! 4. Where can you find 100 doctors on any given day? A Golf course. 5. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? one goes whack! Damn!, the other goes, Damn! Whack! 6. Why does a golf course have 18 holes? Because that's how long it took the scots who invented it to finish a bottle of whisky! 7. Did you hear about the Spanish golfer who got shot? It was a hole in Juan! 8. What are the four worst words in Golf? It's still your turn 9. Why is golf better than fishing? You don't have to produce anything to back up your storey! 10. What do you do when there's a lightning sotrm approaching the course? Hold a 1-iron in the air...even God can't hit a 1-iron! Happy Birthday.". Emotional Rescue are one of the most successful humorous greeting card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across birthday, captions and seasonal designs to independent stores, high street multiples, grocers and also on-line retailers. With only 15 employees, we are a lean, mean, product-focused, humour machine that is constantly learning and adapting to what the good, old British public likes to have a good giggle at.