"Shhhhh Nobody Cares" Sticker For when your face can’t say it, but your sticker can. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you need a silent (but savage) way to conserve your energy and keep the drama at bay. It's not rude—it’s just efficient. 🤫 Jumps straight past the small talk and gets right to the point 🙃 Pairs well with eye rolls and noise-canceling headphones 😂 Guaranteed to offend at least one person (worth it) Stick it. Sip your coffee. Stay unbothered.