Long Balls Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Dirty birthday Cards for him, Cards for friend, Cards for brother, Cards For Dad, Husband Old age isn't all doom and gloom! Let that lucky someone know that even though they've creeped another year away from any youth they had, they've got a lovely long pair of balls to look forward to! Great for using as lasso, a scarf, or in this case... a weight for your Birthday balloons! ◙ Inside left blank ◙ Dimensions: 15 x 15 cm ◙ Envelope Included. Free First Class UK Delivery.