Liquid Death – Cereal Criminal LE, 12oz Can, 6-Pack “Because your childhood just got carbonated... and mildly homicidal.” From the twisted minds at Liquid Death and the cereal legends at Post, comes a collab so unholy it probably violates breakfast laws: Cereal Criminal—a limited-edition, Fruity Pebbles-flavored sparkling water. That’s right. They took the sweet, rainbowy, leftover cereal milk at the bottom of your bowl and carbonated it. Then they threw it in a can, slapped some retro chaos on the label, and dared the world to drink it. It’s lightly sweetened with agave, low-calorie, low-sugar, and somehow still manages to taste like your Saturday morning cartoons got into a fight with a seltzer and won. 6-pack of 12oz cans of pure, nostalgic mayhem. Perfect for craft soda shelves, collectors, or anyone who’s ever wanted their water to punch them in the taste buds with a sugar-coated knuckle. Childhood is dead. Long live Cereal Criminal.