“Be a Star: Dying & Distant” – Dark Humor Magnet for Burnt-Out Overachievers Add a little sass to your space with our novelty magnets—perfect for fridges, lockers, cubicles, or anywhere that could use a good laugh. Each magnet features a funny saying or quirky design guaranteed to spark a smirk (or an eye-roll). Handcrafted using premium materials sourced in the USA, our magnets are printed on glossy photo paper and sealed with a durable mylar coating. They’re not just fun—they’re functional too, holding up to 7 sheets of paper with a strong metal backing. Whether you’re shopping for a gift, stocking up on office humor, or building your own collection of cheeky fridge decor, these magnets deliver personality in a perfectly pocket-sized punch. Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen differences. Handcrafted items may have slight natural variation.