Funny new homeowner candle. Candle I can't wait to poop in your toilet. Congratulations, Great gift! 100% natural Soy 16oz mason jar candles have an incredible burn time of 80 - 100 hours. All products are made by hand on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. To get the most out of your candle, always keep your wick trimmed to 1/4 inch and always burn for a few hours at a time. Apples & Bourbon is a strong Apple scent with a touch of sweet Maple & notes of Bourbon. Black Raspberry Vanilla is a sweet Raspberry & Vanilla blend that is a customer favorite with a strong scent. Butt Naked is a fruity blend that combines Green Apples, Pear, Honeydew Melon and Strawberries with light accents of Cherry for a sweet and strong summer scent. Fresh Cut Roses is a strong and true Rose scent that smells just like a bouquet of fresh cut roses. Fresh Linen is a strong clean scent with a powder and musk blend. This scent is very similar to fabric softener Sandalwood & Suede is a unique scent with rich Dark Chocolate, Cedar, & Suede mixed with Jasmine, Woods, Amber & Velvet Musk. Sun Washed Citrus is a crisp lemon, Citron, Agave, and Musk create this soothing and refreshing scent.