Wholesale God Hates Figs

He said, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." What a dick! Figs weren't even in season, but Jesus didn't care. That's some figgin' hate. And for all those that would like to slap a fig leaf over what Jesus actually taught and think "homosexuality" is condemned in the bible...well...you're just reading it wrong. God hates figs. Not fags. Get it right. If you're not the bible type, but your homophobic dad insists on dropping by on the weekend, cover your sass with this rich and fruity fig scent that's far from modest. It's a deliciously satisfying reminder you're the queen of your castle and he's just a guest in your fruity, cobbler-scented kingdom. Scent: Fig, Amber, Sea salt, Jasmine, Sandalwood, Green leaves, Brown sugar Materials: Glass vessel, Cotton/paper wick, Soy wax, Fragrance