The ultimate sign of true friendship? Using “as fuck” as a unit of measurement. This hilarious card says it all—perfect for celebrating your ride-or-die BFF, a birthday laugh, or just a random reminder that you’re soulmates in sarcasm. Bold, witty, and printed the old-school way on a vintage press, this one’s made for your funniest friend. Details: • Letterpress printed on bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper • Ink: Black • Envelope: Neon Blue • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best For: • Friendship • Birthdays • Just-because notes • Everyday laughs Merchandising Tip: Great for friendship, everyday, and birthday sections. Works especially well grouped with other funny, bold cards. Display in our acrylic fixtures—countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket spinners—for maximum visibility and easy add-on sales.