If you're a nurse, you're probably running out of patience, (or is that patients?) this may be the pen pack for you. Engraved with hilarious sayings, these luxury stainless steel pens with quality german ink are the perfect gift for people who sling pills and stab people for a living. * I CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT I CAN SEDATE IT. * SORRY, THE NICE NURSE IS ON HOLIDAY. * SLINGING PILLS TO PAY THE BILLS. * I'M A NURSE, NOT A F#CKING MAGICIAN * NO, I WON'T TAKE A LOOK AT IT.