WHOLESALE MB #18 - THE HEIR QUOTES

WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. (Inspired by "This is Spinal Tap" and "The Onion”.) Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "The Heir Quotes' first effort, Suckcessor, was a commercial failure, but the band felt entitled to one, final album. Bankrolled by the parents of lead vocalist, Sindy Scion, 1983's I "Earned" This was an expensive, self-indulgent middle finger to the music industry. The trust-fund trio would go on to inherit a poor reputation...and a family fortune." Thoughtfully designed, carefully distressed, then hand-screened in small batches with non-toxic, "no-feel" ink on super-soft, Next Level Apparel premium unisex blanks. No crunchy plastisol. No digital ink. FREE LOCAL SHIPPING for any Des Moines retailer. ALL TEES PRINTED TO ORDER. Will ship no later than 5 business days after order is placed. Put some Syrup on your shelves. Sticky designs. Clean lines. .: 100% combed ringspun cotton .: Light fabric .: Premium fit