WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. (Inspired by "This is Spinal Tap" and "The Onion”.) Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "The Heir Quotes' first effort, Suckcessor, was a commercial failure, but the band felt entitled to one, final album. Bankrolled by the parents of lead vocalist, Sindy Scion, 1983's I "Earned" This was an expensive, self-indulgent middle finger to the music industry. The trust-fund trio would go on to inherit a poor reputation...and a family fortune." Thoughtfully designed, carefully distressed, then hand-screened in small batches with non-toxic, "no-feel" ink on super-soft, Next Level Apparel premium unisex blanks. No crunchy plastisol. No digital ink. FREE LOCAL SHIPPING for any Des Moines retailer. ALL TEES PRINTED TO ORDER. Will ship no later than 5 business days after order is placed. Put some Syrup on your shelves. Sticky designs. Clean lines. .: 100% combed ringspun cotton .: Light fabric .: Premium fit