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Wholesale Funny Birthday Card Your Chariot Awaits Funny Old Age Walker
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“Your Chariot Awaits” — and it’s got tennis balls on the legs. This laugh-out-loud card is perfect for someone hitting a milestone birthday, retiring, or just embracing the joy of getting older. Whether it’s for a friend, parent, or coworker, this walker-themed card brings humor, sass, and a gentle nudge toward the golden years. Perfect for: • Funny over-the-hill birthday card • Hilarious retirement card • Gag card for milestone birthdays (40, 50, 60, and beyond) • Birthday card for friends or coworkers with a sense of humor • Great for anyone who laughs at aging (because it beats the alternative!) *** FEATURES *** • Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock • Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap • Blank Inside Of Card • Made To Order In Our Studio Each card has the option to be wrapped in a cello sleeve if the option is selected in the drop-down menu.
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Made in United States Weight: 23.45 kg (51.69 lb) Dimensions: 14 x 11.4 x 0.3 cm (5.5 x 4.5 x 0.1 in)
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