A chaotic, charming, and sneakily useful cookbook for anyone who's ever Googled "how to boil an egg" and then got distracted by memes. This is not your grandma's cookbook—unless your grandma is fluent in emoji, references TikTok trends, and thinks "IDK" is a valid cooking instruction. A Cookbook for Millennialsis a hilarious, heartfelt, and surprisingly practical guide to feeding yourself with flair, even if your pantry is mostly vibes and oat milk. Inside, you'll find: • Recipes that are actually doable (yes, even if your kitchen is just a hot plate and a dream) • Commentary that feels like your funniest friend is walking you through dinner • Tips for adulting in the kitchen without losing your sense of humor • Dishes that range from "I just got dumped" comfort food to "I'm trying to impress someone who owns a Dutch oven" Whether you're a millennial, Gen Z, or just someone who appreciates a side of sarcasm with your sautéing, this book is your new culinary BFF.