Wholesale Funny Holiday Snow Dog Card

I barked at the snow... It deserved it. This shag muffin is adorably dim, but that's why we love 'em and would do anything for them. Man's best friend indeed. A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), folded for maximum emotional repression Blank inside for your own cryptic message (preferably in cursive—our secret code language) Packaged in a clear sleeve, because transparency is NOT overrated Printed on FSC Certified paper, because forests > feelings Made in the USA, like most of your unresolved holiday trauma Great for customers searching for Holiday Humor, Snarky Colorado Greeting Cards, Sarcastic Gen-X Humor, Winter Vibes and Good Ole Made in USA Absurdity.