Celebrate sobriety with a little humor and a lot of truth! Our "Don't Try Crack" card features a colonial painting of a man and woman, where the man says, “We’re doing random drug testing today,” and the woman responds, “OK, cool, but I won’t try crack.” Inside: "Nice try. We all know you’d have tried anything. Congrats on your sobriety!" – because sometimes, we all need to laugh at how far we’ve come. Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch, complete with a label detailing the inside message and SKU for easy identification. Made in the USA.