Honey, I Shrunk The Vibrator! Is something dorky but lovable inventor Wayne did NOT say in our favorite/the only accidental shrinking comedy of '89. Yeah, we're old. But, if he had figured out that his shrinking machine worked prior to turning his kids and some neighbors into teeny tiny versions of themselves (hi-jinx ensue, in case you were wondering) and if he and his frustrated wife were feeling sexy, he could have. The result, which brings us back to the point of this ramble, would be CalExotic's's Clit Flicker Vibrating Cock Ring. In a very wearable, perfectly couple-friendly size, the Clit Flicker combines a classic vibrating enhancer with flickering tongue teasers, a double ring that can be worn a few ways, and seven modes of steady, pulsating and escalating stimulation.