[AMP] In a world of lame jokes, unreliable truths, and disappointing affirmations, a little unspiration goes a long way. Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic’s soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we’ll be okay after all—almost. Features include: - No single-use plastic - Page size 4.606 x 4.606 - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists - Day/Date reference on each page - Combined weekend pages - Official major world holidays and observances - Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.