Wholesale Emo Poetry Generator

This flip-style hardcover book makes the perfect gift for anyone looking to get a laugh and reminisce on the sounds and lyrics of the early/mid 2000s with enough nostalgia to salve the most hardened soul. Yeah. The book has compiled plenty of angst, melancholy, and lability into the potential outcomes that will generate many unique three line poems. Black eyeliner, skinny jeans, and blue hair dye are optional until they’re not. Got a millennial that’s out of touch with their inner tortured soul — fret no more! Are you a Gen-Z’er that’s trying to replicate the emotional narrative turmoil within the aforementioned tortured souls? No cap, it’s covered here. Wait isn’t that an oxymoron? Maybe a bit of cap. You’ll need it. Point is -- whether you’re a baby emo, the original, or simply wish to laugh at this subculture, this book might be nice. (This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)