Grow a full bush on this proud little package — introducing the Pube Pet® Chia Penis Planter, a hilarious and shockingly functional terracotta planter shaped like the real deal. Just add water and seeds, and within days you’ll have your own leafy green masterpiece sprouting right where it counts. This life-size, 7-inch planter is a naughty twist on the nostalgic chia-growing gifts of yesteryear — but with way more personality. Whether it’s for a birthday, bachelorette, white elephant party, or “just because,” the Pube Pet® is always a hit. 🎁 What You’ll Get: 1 handcrafted terracotta penis-shaped planter 1 packet of chia seeds Step-by-step growing instructions (with link to video) 🌱 How It Works: Fill with water to the recommended level, apply the seeds to the surface, and let the terracotta do the rest. No misting needed — just maintain water and watch your Pube Pet® come to life with a full, glorious bush. Grows best in indirect sunlight with some daily admiration. 🎉 Great For: Bachelorette parties White elephant exchanges Funny stocking stuffers Birthday gags Housewarming surprises Your unfiltered bestie Yourself — no judgment 🪴 Product Details: Natural terracotta clay Life-size: approx. 7 inches tall Easy setup, no batteries or misting required Reusable — replant again and again Great conversation starter (or ender) 🧠 About Pube Pet® Pube Pet® was born in a Salt Lake City garage — yes, in Utah — where a pottery scholarship turned into late nights, plaster molds, and a lot of questionable ideas. What started as a ceramic experiment has grown into a fully packaged product with global reach, real terracotta, and an even realer sense of humor. We’re proud to grow something bold in a place known for being, well… modest. Whether you’re going for laughs, gasps, or greenery, the Pube Pet® is the gift that grows on you — literally.