Introducing "Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch," a hilarious and unique novelty gift that combines the charm of a cute dog with the fun of gardening. This adorable dog-shaped planter grows real grass from its back when watered, transforming into a living, green-coated companion. Easy to maintain and endlessly entertaining, simply water it regularly and watch as lush grass sprouts and thrives. Perfect for all ages and any occasion, this quirky Christmas gift brings a touch of nature and humor into your home or office. Ideal for Secret Santa Gifts or White Elephant Gifts!