For secrets, side-eyes, and spicy opinions that should probably stay off the group chat. This tiny faux leather journal is your no-judgment zone for passive-aggressive poetry, rants with receipts, and the occasional heartfelt note (shhh, we won’t tell). 📓 What You’re Getting: A compact, soft-touch faux leather mini journal featuring a sleek gold plate engraved with: (Definitely Not A) Burn Book • Size: 2.5" x 4" — discreet enough for desks, purses, or drama drawers • Cover: Soft, high-quality faux leather • Pages: 200 lined pages (100 sheets) — ideal for venting, plotting, and “just documenting” 🎨 Available in Five Non-Suspicious Colors: • Pink • Gray • Navy Gray • Forest Green • Turquoise Perfect for: • Notes you hope no one finds • Thoughts you can’t say but could engrave on a mug • Gossip disguised as personal reflection • Therapy homework (unassigned but needed) 🎁 Why You’ll Love It: • A hilarious, oddly therapeutic gift for friends, coworkers, and chaotic journalers • Makes pettiness feel productive and emotional outbursts look classy • Gift-ready and slyly iconic — because it’s not technically a burn book