I'm sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2" Add some humor to your fridge with our Sorry I missed church... Magnet! Featuring a clever joke about witchcraft and lesbians (not easy to do!) This magnet is perfect for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. A playful addition to any kitchen, this magnet is sure to bring a smile every time you see it.