Wholesale Calm The Fuck Down - Funny Candle 8oz Soy Wax

Bring humor, warmth, and great scent into any space with our hand-poured funny soy candles, made in Lancaster, Pennsylvania (USA). Each candle features a bold, cheeky label paired with a high-quality fragrance that customers love to gift — and keep for themselves. Crafted from a soy wax blend, these 8 oz candles offer a clean, even burn with an impressive 40+ hour burn time. The minimalist glass jar and rustic aesthetic make them easy to style in any home, while the humorous text makes them stand out instantly on shelves, gift tables, and social media. Perfect for gifts, self-care, home décor, birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, and impulse buys, these candles consistently perform well in retail and online shops thanks to their eye-catching labels and universally appealing scents. Available in five bestselling scents: Eucalyptus & White Tea: A calming blend of crisp eucalyptus and soft white tea with a fresh, spa-like finish. Fresh Rain: A clean, uplifting mix of fresh greenery, light florals, and airy notes. Volcano Sands: Crisp sea air with warm, masculine undertones for a bold, modern vibe. Warm Apple Pie: Cozy baked apples, cinnamon spice, and a hint of buttery crust. Balsam Fir: Fresh pine and fir needles for a clean, woodsy, forest-inspired aroma. Product Details: - 8 oz soy wax blend candle - Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, USA - 40+ hour long-lasting burn - Clean, consistent fragrance throw - Straight-sided glass jar with rustic, modern appeal - Funny / sarcastic / bold label — perfect for gifting - Great for home décor, self-care, and novelty gifts **Please note, actual labels my vary slightly from those pictured in product photos. We are in the process of updating branding and photos**