For the first time, we're offering a wall calendar that blends high art with high humor—because why should museums have all the fun? This exquisite edition features 12 dreamy master paintings, perfectly paired with playful words to inspire, amuse, and even slightly scandalize. ✨ Bonus spread for Sept–Dec 2025, because planning ahead is très chic 📅 Generous grids for glamorous appointments (and barely tolerable obligations) 🌍 Major world holidays included—because art (and time) wait for no one 📏 Opens to 12" x 24"—big enough to impress, small enough to stay sophisticated Limited quantities! Printed on luxurious heavy paper, this collector’s piece ships mid-summer. Don’t let delicious history (or this calendar) pass you by! Returns & Exchanges: Calendars are seasonal and printed in small batches, so they’re non-returnable except for damage or defect. We’re happy to offer product images, display tips, or exchange options toward other goods if you have overstock concerns.