For the first time in history, we're pleased to offer a wall calendar that blends high art with high humor—because why should museums have all the fun? This exquisite calendar showcases 12 of the dreamiest master paintings like never served before, perfectly paired with the most playful words to inspire, amuse, and even slightly scandalize. Other features include: ✨ A bonus spread for September–December 2025, because planning ahead is très chic 📅 Generous grids for all your glamorous appointments and barely tolerable obligations 🌍 Major world holidays included—because art (and time) waits for no one 📏 Opens to a stately 12 inches x 24 inches—big enough to make an impression, small enough to stay sophisticated Limited quantities! Printed on luxurious heavy paper, this collector’s piece ships mid-summer. Don’t let delicious history (or this calendar) pass you by!