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So you forgot to water your pothos again. Good thing it's not going to judge you, right? Wrong. This little book is fully of the sassy inner monologues of all your favorite houseplants. Get to know your monstera's astrological sign and the best water for a Purple Shamrock (it's Aquafina with a splash of Bushmills, apparently.) A great gift for every plant parent, even the neglectful ones. (Short Discoun t)
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SKU: 9781951412036 Made in United States Weight: 170.1 g (6 oz) Dimensions: 16.5 x 11.4 x 0.8 cm (6.5 x 4.5 x 0.3 in)
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Feb 11, 2026 • Michelle • Atlanta, GA, United States
This is a popular gift item, but is often OOS on Ingram so I was super happy to grab it here!
This is a popular gift item, but is often OOS on Ingram so I was super happy to grab it here!
Dec 26, 2025 • Jessica • Ithaca, NY, United States
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Really creative with varying degrees of difficulty for those that need a challenge!
Really creative with varying degrees of difficulty for those that need a challenge!
Nov 3, 2025 • Mandi • Cleveland, OH, United States
This is an awesome review. Thank you, Mandi! —Microcosm Publishing & Distribution • Nov 11, 2025
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