Wholesale Goth as Fuck

Look, okay, we know: you’re either 100% goth or you’re not goth at all, according to the True Goths. But what about us people who want to smell like an old church and wear a lot of eyeliner but can’t wear platform shoes because we have bad ankles? What if we wanna be, like, fun goths who listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and Joy Division but also Chappell Roan and Hozier? Who can rock black lipstick with a colorful outfit covered in sequins? Who wear rainbow sparkly socks under our black ass-kicking boots? Who love Halloween more than anything but still buy discounted Valentine’s candy on February 15th because it's the same candy just packaged differently? (Whoa, is that a powerful metaphor for this whole situation?) We’re here to tell you that’s okay, you’ll still be Goth As Fuck as long as you believe you are in your black, leather-and-stud (or sparkles-and-stud) covered heart. Scent Notes: This goth perfume smells like a totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guaiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine.