Wholesale Pearls of Wisdom: From a Dead Squirrel Who Knows Everything

For those who don't already know, Pearl is a dead squirrel who knows everything. Her omniscience was attained during her life through devouring the Merriam-Webster English Dictionary as well as parts of the Larousse Spanish and French dictionaries. Though Pearl is dead, she still offers her wisdom to the world through her human medium, Georgette Spelvin, who cared for Pearl during her earthly existence. Whether you need advice on money, love, health, etiquette, work, cosmology, happiness, or anything else, Pearl can help you. Initially gaining prominence through YouTube, Pearl's wisdom now comes contained in this gorgeous and glamorous hardcover volume. Learn and laugh as you absorb the cosmic wisdom of this dead squirrel through this Internet age sacred text.(Medium Discount)