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INSIDE GREETING: "Wishing You A Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell Birthday." COVER - Let's Put It This Way - I Can Tell You How Old I Am, But Then I'd Have To Kill You. Most people know that you can ask a woman a lot of things, but you should never ask a woman how old she is. Just in case someone may forget, you can give them this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks to remind them. It will definitely make them think twice before going down that road. Help someone celebrate their Birthday with laughter at the thought of what they would do if someone was to ask them their age. Give them this 'I'd Have To Kill You' card to get their creative thoughts flowing. Of course, they will enjoy your Birthday wish since you're not about to ask their age. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time! Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!