Koszulka „Ten bezrobotny alkoholik jest mój”

Romance is complicated. This “This Unemployed Alcoholic Is Mine” T-shirt is pure Very Ugly Plates — dramatic vintage artwork, intense emotions, and a statement that feels a little too honest. A chaotic love scene reimagined with modern relationship standards: questionable choices, strong attachment, zero shame. It’s bold, ironic, and just uncomfortable enough to be perfect. Ideal for dark humor lovers, toxic romantics, and anyone with a sense of humor about bad decisions. Product Details (emotionally unstable, structurally solid): • 100% cotton (blend varies by color) • Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²) • Classic unisex fit – relaxed but structured • Soft feel with clean silhouette • Durable stitching for long-term commitment issues Disclaimers: • White may appear slightly off-white (like your standards) • Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not stability) Not a fleamarket find. Just love… interpreted differently. Very Ugly Plates — beautiful visuals, terrible choices. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. Size Guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58