NobleWorks Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday The Golden Years C8154BDG INSIDE GREETING: "Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!" COVER - The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Have Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content.