INSIDE GREETING: "Smile and have a Happy Birthday!" COVER - At a certain point in your life, you just wake up and BAM!, you're older than your dentist CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). … With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?<br />NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!<br />We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).<br />We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. <br />NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!<br />Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself! Yup, it can creep up out of nowhere and smack you in the mouth - after too many Birthdays, you're actually older than your tooth doctor! Still, another Birthday is nothing for your friends, relatives and colleagues to grit their teeth over - when you can lift their spirits and open their mouths up with laughter and delight using the hysterically captioned, attractively illustrated Happy Birthday joke card available here. Yes, they may be getting long in the tooth, perhaps gumming their food, but those aged ones you know turning yet another year older still deserve to grin and joyfully bear their latest Birthday, thanks to your smiling thoughtfulness in gifting them this funny and fabulous greeting. SKU: C8669BDG UPC: 745469298550 1 Envelope (5" x 7") Included: retro vintage woman teeth dental age senior elderly youth mature