Wholesale Spork Identification Chart

Finally, scientific consensus on sporks. /spôrk/ noun: Portmanteau of spoon + fork. (Note for you all on this Faire shop: The following is silly tongue-in-cheek marketing from our website) "This highly sophisticated poster-sized chart linearly arranges all visually perceptible variants of the common spoon-to-fork-transition. Each utensil is a detailed analogue to its real world potential counterpart, allowing you to determine if the utensil you hold in your kitchen is a 1. Spoon, 2. Fork, or 3. Spork. Of course these measurements are strictly the average weighted representations of a utensil in the XY coordinates, as allowing for Z axis information or subjective utility of individual variants is of course not possible to display in a poster, let alone a book." These 12x16" or 18x24" art prints are printed in stark black and white, on white paper to more easily pair with the interior decorations of kitchens, dining rooms, and other suitable locations.