Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears Beer Lotion Indulge in the Robust Oatmeal Stout Fragrance I don't know if you've ever been to a griffon lair... but let me tell you it's a sad strange place. I'm sure at some point they must find time to be the savage beasts some lore make them out to be. Whenever I visit they seem to be in their feelings. Puddles of tears everywhere! I got permission to take some back to the lab for experiments. So far the only thing that's panned out has been this delectable lotion from when I tried to whip up a milkshake. Will I ever get anything edible out of this cauldron? Unleash the Power of Griffon Tears: An Oatmeal Stout Lotioncraft Imagine this: a travel-weary warlock stumbles into his chamber after a long day chasing prophecies, dodging hexes, and wrestling with spreadsheets disguised as scrolls. His skin? Dry as a cursed tome. He reaches for a bottle of Griffon Tears, dispenses a few enchanted squeezes, and begins the sacred ritual. The texture? Silky and light. The experience? Immediate redemption. The scent? Oatmeal Stout—rich and roasty, like a steamy mug of sweetened oats served fireside by a tavern maiden with suspiciously glowing eyes. As he massages it into his skin, it drinks it up like parched soil after a rainstorm. Ashy patches vanish. His arms gleam. His confidence soars. He flexes once—for absolutely no reason—and smirks. He is unstoppable. He is lotioned. Key Benefits: * Fast-Absorbing Hydration: This lightweight lotion sinks into the skin like a blessing from the skincare gods, leaving no residue behind. * Softens and Smooths: Banishes roughness and revives dry, tired skin from wrist to wand. * Daily Armor: Perfect for morning rituals, midday refreshes, or post-shower rejuvenation. * A Scent Worthy of Legends: Smells like Oatmeal Stout—warm, hearty, and spellbindingly cozy, like a comfort charm in lotion form. How to Use: * Squeeze a Modest Amount: One to two squeezes is usually all it takes to begin the enchantment. * Rub Between Hands: Warm it up like you’re conjuring confidence. * Massage Into Skin: Apply to arms, legs, hands, chest, or anywhere that’s begging for softness. * Repeat As Needed: Skin getting cheeky again? Reapply the spell. * Sniff Yourself Dramatically. Because You Deserve It. Step into your power with the Griffon Tears Beer Lotion in Oatmeal Stou