Welcome to the stage: your brain on Menopause. One minute you’re a productivity goddess with a to-do list, color-coded pens, and life goals. The next? You’re crying because the washing machine beeped at you in a funny tone and wondering if it’s too early to open wine. This notebook is the perfect place to: * Write down everything you were going to do before brain fog said absolutely not. * Keep track of the 47 times you lost your glasses (spoiler: they’re on your head). * Rage-doodle flames and sweat drops during hot flash number 237. * List your enemies (spoiler: mostly hormones and whoever invented white jeans). It’s lined, it’s sturdy, and it totally understands why you’re yelling at the fridge. Basically, it’s the menopausal bestie you never knew you needed. Because sure, you planned to get a lot done this week… but menopause said lol, ok bitch. * 80 lined sheets (160 pages) * elastic closure * bookmark ribbon