You're not crazy! It's just a joke! Right? ...It's just a joke...? This classic leather journal stands at a compact and comfortable size of 8 1/4” by 5 1/4, ideal to fit in your purse or backpack for on the go adventures. The lined pages are perfect to keep those sassy thoughts of yours clean and organized. You will surely stand out with our laser engraved design that is bound to get people’s attention. Available in various colors: black, blue, gray, light brown, pink, white marble and teal.