No meetings, no alarms, no idea what day it is. This funny retirement card is perfect for celebrating total freedom from the 9–5 grind. Great for coworkers, friends, or family members embracing the sweet chaos of retired life. A fun way to say congrats with zero corporate fluff. Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve Wet to adhesive to close Blank interior for customer's personal message High-quality construction appeals to customers seeking premium stationery