Once upon a time, human beings existed solely on a diet of raw meat, fruit, and vegetables. Those days are over. Now we are a nation of sweet tooths, sugar fiends, and muffin tops hell-bent on finding our next fix of freshly baked deliciousness. Well, it's got to stop, before we reach bursting point! F**k Cupcakes And F**k Baking is your alternative antidote to the current national obsession with cupcakes, bake-offs, high-end patisseries, and cupcake boutiques as well as the constant deluge of baking programs on telly and the sickly-sweet websites and blogs that just make you want to throw up. Chock-full of funny quotes, facts, stats, and trivia to help lower your cholesterol as well as tickle your funny bone, this pocket-sized slice of pastry-related propaganda will help you to rise, take sweet revenge, and say 'f**k you!' to cupcakes and baking. Go on, we dare you!