Cover: We have a lot of weird relatives. I appreciate you not being one of them. Happy Birthday. Card is blank inside. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Printed in USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. A Smyth Co's mission is to create funny cards that help you connect with all the people you love the most. Because let's face it, making someone laugh is the best. And our cards cover all types of humor: corny puns, witty jokes, clever remarks, wordplay, and sarcastic digs. We even offer a collection called "Take me Straight to the Sarcasm." What's better than that? We hope you find cards in our collection that will have people giggling and laughing all day in your shop!