Say hello to your new favorite conversation-starters—the Awkward Pen Set. Designed for anyone who thrives on second-guessing every interaction, these pens are a daily reminder that social anxiety can be pastel, clicky, and weirdly empowering. Each pen has a smooth black ballpoint tip, a sturdy plastic body with chic gold accents, and phrases that capture the exact energy of “Did I just say that out loud?” Phrases include: * Was that weird? That felt weird. * Small talk is my villain origin story. * Eye contact? Bold of you to assume. * Pretending to text so I don’t have to talk. * Did I just say that out loud? Perfect for writers, introverts, or anyone who mentally replays every conversation before bed. Comes secured on a backing card with removable adhesive and packaged in a clear, hangable cello sleeve. Bonus snark awaits on the reverse of the backing card.