For every Moriarty out there, there are a thousand other criminals without the know-how to make crime work for them. From HarperCollins Publishing comes this hilarious account of all the stupid things criminals attempt to get away with and all the ridiculous ways that it can go awry. Whether drunkenly stealing a penguin from a zoo, trying to hold up a bank with a cucumber, or posting about their crimes on social media, these unbelievable true stories of criminals doing crime in the stupidest way possible are sure to make you laugh. (This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)