A ski bum is 10% gear, 90% grit, and 100% allergic to real jobs. They survive on black coffee, peanut butter, and the thrill of a first chair—rent? Optional. Their car is their closet, their season pass is their religion, and laundry happens when the snow melts (maybe). You’ll find them chasing powder, dodging responsibility, and somehow always knowing where the best après deals are. Call it lazy—just don’t challenge them to a race down the mountain unless you’re ready to eat snow! These cute little stickers are dishwasher safe and weather proof, great for your favorite waterbottle or the bumper of your car.