This funny vinyl sticker says what every sticker hoarder is thinking: it’s not just a sticker—it’s a tiny adhesive-based expression of your soul. Perfect for anyone who collects, treasures, and emotionally over-invests in stickers (and refuses to actually stick them on anything). * 3” size, perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or hoarding forever * Durable glossy vinyl with vibrant color and smooth finish * Waterproof, weatherproof, and long-lasting (even if you never peel the backing) * Great gift for stationery lovers, sticker collectors, or friends who understand “it’s not just a sticker” energy Because some stickers are meant to be cherished, worshipped, and hoarded forever.