About Shut Up Telescope

Christine has been a cookie farmer, dog wrangler, coffee slinger, color matcher, money mover, paper pusher, and people payer, among others. Every 3-5 years she decides it's time to get a "real job"! Once in a while she actually does, and from that immeasurable corporate boredom come wacky ideas like putting googly eyes on things. Rinse, repeat. She's lived in a similarly random collection of places in the US, but currently lives near Roanoke, VA and is making literal millions from gluing googly eyes on things. She also tends to exaggerate and her kid’s friends think she’s weird. She’s ok with that. https://faire.com/direct/shutuptelescopeRead their story