About THE BEASTY FARM

High quality animal greeting cards with a beastly twist! We’ve all been there: A fun birthday. A not so fun birthday. A wedding. A not so fun wedding. Time to buy a card. Again. Time to think of some clever words. Again. A sweet message. Or maybe even a funny joke. If you’re lucky. I mean yes, you laugh way too many times at your own jokes but where are those hilarious thoughts when you actually need them? That’s why I created THE BEASTY FARM. To save you from all those struggles. I mean, life isn't that hard to get. Sometimes you’re sweet. Sometimes you’re a bit sour. Some people you like, some people you don’t like. That’s why we have cards for all sorts of moods, just pick the one that fits you best. Why animals you ask? Who get’s mad at an innocent animal?! Only psychopaths. So you are save. I think. Read their story