About Dick Lazers

Dick Lazers was founded by a couple of silly guys who think dicks and lasers are funny. Back in the day, all the kids aimed laser pointers at their teachers and drew dicks everywhere. Genius. We were those funny kids. And we figured out a way to marry the laser pointer and the dick. Thus, the Dick Lazer was born! Dick Lazers can be shined anywhere at anytime. Shine them in the office, in class, at your Bachelorette Party, through your neighbor's window, in the dorms...anywhere a laugh is needed.