Wrapped with love. And zero patience. Tired of ribbons, bows, and fake enthusiasm? Same. That’s why this brutally honest gift bag exists—to cut through the nonsense and get straight to the point. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just some random event you got roped into, this bag says exactly what you’re thinking: “Here’s your gift. Be grateful, you glorious pain in the ass.” ✅ Strong enough to hold regrets, wine, or oddly-shaped nonsense ✅ Saves time on heartfelt cards and emotional labor ✅ Swearing included free of charge No fluff, no frills—just pure, foul-mouthed festivity. Because sometimes, the best way to say “I care” is with sarcasm and a load of attitude. Features Quality Art Card Construction Woven silver cord handles Sturdy card base Made from recycled and sustainably sourced materials Available in two sizes. Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewelry etc H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm Medium - Fits a shoebox