When you hit a “certain age,” every trip, slip, or awkward shuffle is a cause for concern - or comedy. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the novelty gag gift that lets you call for help (or attention) at the push of a button. Hang it round your neck, press it when you’ve “taken a tumble,” and enjoy one of the funniest old man gifts on the market. Designed as a parody of those serious emergency pendants, this button blurts out phrases like “Help!” “I’ve had a fall!” and “I’ve taken a tumble!” - perfect for birthday parties, retirement send-offs, or just poking fun at a friend who groans every time they stand up. Great as a funny birthday gift for men hitting their 40th or 50th, a playful present for “over the hill” celebrations, or even as a funny retirement gift for women who can laugh at themselves, this button is guaranteed to get a laugh. Equal parts ridiculous and weirdly useful, it’s one of those funny old people gifts that proves aging might slow you down, but it doesn’t have to stop the jokes.