Here's the thing about Santa's "Little" workshop. It's a multinational corporation now with terrible working conditions, low pay and awful benefits. Last year, they lost 1200 elves to work fire and Mrs. Claus is holding out on insurance. The moral of the story is to get it while you can and that's what these two are doing. Elfy Style: * You can almost hear this ornament * They met at a networking event * He is mechanic and she's an influencer * What Santa doesn't know won't hurt him * They have plan B at the North Pole Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed. Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically). Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck : Cheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started. Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays. * Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower * Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test * Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound * Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time * All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase * Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days * Free Priority shipping on orders over 60.00 * Express shipping upgrade is available at checkout * Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage Any other questions, visit our FAQ or reach out directly to us on our contact us page