Are you a hoe for seltzer? Can you name and rank every flavor of the bubbly beverage? You might be a Seltzer Slut ;) Show your seltzer pride with this amazing matte vinyl sticker so the world knows you’re not a basic bitch, you’re a bubble bitch. This 3" x 1 3/4" weatherproof vinyl sticker has a beautiful matte finish and holds up amazingly to heavy use on laptops, water bottles, helmets and even your car!