The outside of the card reads, "I would smash a boat for you." The inside of the card reads, "Just kidding! I do that for fun." Details: -This listing is for a card that is 4 1/4 inches by 5 1/2 inches. -Includes an A2 envelope in kraft brown. -Printed on high-quality, smooth, white card stock. -Ships within 1-2 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail. -Cards are packaged in plastic to protect during shipping.