Whether you're calling in sick, canceling your plans, or just need everyone to leave you alone, the Hypochondriac's Helper is the easy way to create new illnesses for any occasion. Just turn the three wheels to create real-sounding diseases based on body parts, severity, and symptoms. Plus, the bonus wheel will tell you with 100% accuracy whether your new illness will be covered by insurance.* *Results valid only in the USA. 8 1.2" x 5 1/2" cardboard volvelle/wheel chart. Design © 2025 Dissent Pins